While traveling separately to a #pub party through the countryside late one evening, a Hindu, a Rabbi and a #pubber were caught in the same area by a terrible storm. They sought shelter at a nearby farmhouse.
"That storm will be raging for hours," the farmer told them."You'd better stay here for the night. The problem is, there's only room enough for two of you. One of you will have to sleep in the barn."
"I'll be the one," said the Hindu. "A little hardship is nothing to me." He went out to the barn.
A few minutes later there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he told the others, "but there is a cow on the barn. According to my religion, cows are sacred, and one must not intrude into their space."
"Don't worry," said the Rabbi. "Make yourself comfortable here. I'll go sleep in the barn." He went out to the barn.A few moments later, there was a knock at the door. It was the Rabbi. "I hate to be a bother," he said, "but there is a pig in the barn. In my religion, pigs are considered unclean. I wouldn't feel comfortable sharing my sleeping quarters with a pig."
"Oh all right," said the #pubber, "I'll go sleep in the barn." He went out to the barn. A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig. :-D