Session Start: Sat Mar 01 17:47:14 1997
*** ceres (ircle@pm4-12.sowega.net) has joined #pub
<Hayley> hi ceres!!
<Cadir> Hi ceres
<ceres> Happy springtime
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<ceres> got a bad case of the S. fever
<ceres> Hi Aarn :)
<SuzW> hi Aarn :)
<ceres> Let's do something fun tonight ;)
<ceres> any suggestions
<Hayley> hehehe...i like the sounds of that, ceres!
<ceres> Hayley.....get the lipgloss ready and lets go
* Al wakes up and looks at #pub
<Hayley> hahaha...the lip gloss is always ready, ceres ;))
<ceres> let's go to the beach
<SuzW> oooh...its a warm night too!
<Hayley> oooo...and we could have a beach party, just like
in all the beach movies!
<ceres> right....and build a fire and sing and drink and
maybe frog gig
* ceres wants to play beach blanket bingo :)
<Hayley> hehehe
<Hayley> we need Annette and Frankie here ;)
<ceres> someone get the ice chest and the radio
* Hayley gets out the beach ball and tosses it out into the #Pub
<ceres> there are lots of Annettes, who will be Frankie
<Cadir> who's got the balls!, the one's with the numbers on
for beach bingo?
<ceres> Aarn is probably in charge of the balls
<ceres> even brought some marshmallows
<ceres> do they go with beer? ;)
* Hayley spreads out her beach towel
<Hayley> haha...anything goes with beer ;)
<ceres> anyone need any sun block
<SuzW> I need sun block
<SuzW> wait...not at night!]
<ceres> it smells good Suz......makes you think you have
sun
<SuzW> I hate that sticky feeling though
<Hayley> does anyone want sunglasses...we could do that
whole 'sunglasses at night' look?
<SuzW> I'll take sunglasses
<ceres> really kewl Hayley
* Hayley passes Suz some sunglasses
<ceres> are they designer ;)
* SuzW tries on a pair
<Hayley> lol...ummm..Wal-Mart specials, ceres ;))))
<ceres> lol, for sure.....to go with the gloss
<Hayley> exactly!
<ceres> hark........is that a pink flamingo wading in the
water
<Cadir> No it's me ceres
<Hayley> or is that Al, taking a very big fashion risk?!
;))
<ceres> looks like one of the guys would build a fire
<ceres> lol Cadir … pink!
<Al> Hay, eh??? What i done now??
<Hayley> hehehe...nothing Al...just ruining your rep behind
your back :))))
* SuzW is ready to roll
* DragnLady didn't know that cadir had orange legs
<Al> Hay, you did that long ago I am sure ;) hehe
<Hayley> does someone have a picnic basket full of
sandwiches and snacks??
<ceres> just think.....i shaved my legs for this
<Hayley> LOL Al...now would i do that to you?? ;))
<Cadir> spent some time in Florida, DragnLady :-))
* ceres does.........even fried chicken
<Al> Hayley, you???? never!!!!! :)
<Hayley> hahaha..good answer Al :)))
<Hayley> woohooo ceres!
<ceres> they are playing the H. Wedding Dance.......get out
the hula skirts
* Hayley passes out the grass skirts
* SuzW puts Al in a grass skirt while he chats away aimlessly
* DragnLady hates hawaiian music :(
<ceres> who was that bully kicking sand
<Hayley> lol suz
<ceres> lol, Suz
<Al> Thanx Suz, and just my colour :)
<Cadir> My uncle Charles Atlas once had sand kicked in his
face............
<ceres> and he fills out the bra too
<Al> ceres, lol, charmin;! :)
<ceres> the new lime green too
* SuzW puts sunglasses on Al
* SuzW leads Al to the convertible
<SuzW> let's roll people!
* SuzW gets in the car
<Al> Haha Suz!
<Hayley> woohoo....a convertible no less!!
* Hayley hops in the car
* Al is impressed
<Al> Lets go the beach......
<ceres> hey lets ride down the beach like Maclain and
Nicholson
<Hayley> who's gonna drive?
* SuzW hops in the drivers' seat
* Bilbo` shouts.... wait for me!!!!
* SuzW starts the car
<Hayley> hop in Bilbo!!
* Bilbo` hops in...
* SuzW turns the radio on high
<Aarn> ROFL
<Cadir> Who's joining me on the back of my Harley?
* SuzW tears out
<Bilbo`> gee.. its like the tardis in here
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<Hayley> i hope we're listening to the Beach Boys!
* Al puts in Surfin' USA
* SuzW drives fast to make everyone's hair fly
<Bilbo`> you might be hayley.. but I;m listening to the
bugs hitting the windscreen :)
<ceres> oops there go the sun glasses
* Al thinx maybe he shoulda driven and grips the dash
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* Hayley looks for a seatbelt!
* SuzW takes the corners fast
* ceres tosses caution to the wind and hands Suz a beer
* SuzW pops the top
<ceres> is Aarn in the trunk?
<Hayley> lol Al...little late for that..i forgot my
parachute ;)
<SuzW> Beach just ahead!!!!!!!
<Cadir> a flick of the wrist on the accelerator allows me
to overtake the convertible and
shoot off the end of the jetty
<ceres> yikes look out for the pier
*Bilbo` stands and points.... I see the sea!!!
<Hayley> ack...so do i...and we're almost in it!!
* SuzW comes to a sliding stop and parks
<ceres> and Flipper
* Al wonders why all the surfers are running away like that
<ceres> slush, slush
* Al asks Hayley to put her wig back on ;)
* SuzW fixes her hair
<Hayley> hahahaha...forgot to secure it al ;))
* ceres grabs her cooler and blanket
* Hayley looks for the stapler ;))
* SuzW grabs the surf board
<ceres> or the super glue
* Al admires the fact Hayley puts on the wig backwards :) Cousin
It from the Addams Family
now :)
* ceres can't swim but wants to ride the waves anyway
* Bilbo` starts to build a sand-empire-state-building
<Hayley> lol...well it hides my face, al ;))
<ceres> Good Lord.......there is Pat Boone in his heavy
metal outfit clanging around
<Bilbo`> lol
* Al starts building a sand bottle
<ceres> someone bury him in the sand
<Cadir> blub! blub! BRB blub! blub!
* DragnLady looks for Sky_Bum to build a sand ball run..much
better than a castle:)
<ceres> anyone have a volley ball and a net?
<SuzW> there is a volley ball in the trunk
<ceres> with Aarn
* ceres wants to be that long legged girl player all the guys
oogle
<Bilbo`> erm... who brought the trunk? Ohhh... you mean
boot :)
<SuzW> Bilbo :)
<Bilbo`> Anyone got a camera? I wanna put this as the 5th
official #pub outing on the web site :)
<SuzW> camera in the glove compartment
<ceres> blackmail pixs
<Bilbo`> SuzW: now that I understand :)
* Aarn thinks it's time to get to bed... g'night all
<SuzW> night Aarn
<Al> Night Aarn!
* SuzW closes the trunk on Aarn
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* Al sets up the barbecue
<ceres> he never woke up
* SuzW helps Al with the fire
<ceres> good idea
* DragnLady thinks it is time for bed too..although not
necessarily with Aarn..in case anyone is
wondering :)
* ceres puts out the big pot to boil water for the crabs and
other seafood
<Hayley> heheh..g'night DL *hugs*
* Al puts on his Chefs hat and searches out the burgers
<ceres> likely story DL
* DragnLady waves goodnight to everyone
* Al waves to DL.....nighty night!
<Hayley> mmmm..make mine medium well, Al!!
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<Al> Hay, same as me easy to remember !
<Hayley> hehe..good stuff Al!
<Cadir> Hayley, where did you get that 'itsy bitsy teeny
weeny yellow polka dot bikini from?
<ceres> from Annette Cadir
* Bilbo` gives a muffled cry...
<Cadir> lol, ceres
<Hayley> Wal-Mart of course, cadir ;)
<ceres> lol, Hayley
<ceres> We may need to make another run before long for
some short shorts
<Hayley> hehehe...don't forget the nair then!
* Al guesses that Wal-Mart isnt exactly Harrods
<Cadir> I assume it's pre=shrunk?
<Hayley> aha..not quite, Al :)
<ceres> it's the rural Harrods
<Al> ceres, oh i see now :)
* Al makes anote to visit sometime
<ceres> they sell fertilizer and diamonds......side by side
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<ceres> they are little itty bitty diamonds, however
<Al> A girls best friends though allegedly!
<ceres> in any country or language ;)
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< Jibberish > hi all!!!
<ceres> hi Jibberish
<Al> Hi Jibberish!
<SuzW> hey J!
<ceres> Al....the burgers ready yet
<Al> ceres, almost there, just turned them over
<SuzW> Jibberish...welcome to the beach
<Al> Maybe if i offer a burger
< Jibberish > Hi ceres, al, cad...and hey...there's my
sis!..What's up Suz?
<SuzW> Jibberish is my rl brother btw :)
<Al> Jibberish, would you care for a burger ?
< Jibberish > Why certainly, Al
<Cadir> Knock the sand off it first A1 :-)
<Al> Cadir, aw, best bit that! :)
* Al asks if anyone would like any relish/sauce etc on their
burgers
<ceres> all of the above, Al
<SuzW> mustard, cheese, lettuce, tomato
* ceres opens the cooler.........and the Keg
<Cadir> Who's put crabs on mine?
* Al loads burgers with everything and them some and passes them
around.....help yourself
folks
< Jibberish > pickles, please
* Hayley saunters over to the keg
<Al> Cadir, someone said everyting ;)
<Al> Cadir, mind the jellyfish
< Jibberish > Mighty fine burgers, Al!
<Al> Why, thanks, Jibberish
<ceres> peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich
<Cadir> O.K. A1, :-)
<SuzW> Al fixes a mean burger
* Al sorts out the burgers with all the various relishes etc and
hands them out
<ceres> thanks Al
<Hayley> great burger Al :)
* SuzW dusts sand off her burger
<Al> ceres, the best sort :)
<SuzW> did any of the burgers fall into the sand Al?
<ceres> we need Big Bird to flap his wings to get the sand
off
<Cadir> They say that jelly-fishes tentacles taste quite
nice ( oh dear! I hope I've spelt that right!)
< Jibberish > I think mine did, Suz
<Al> Suz, no of course not!!! Some of the sand fell into
the burgers but definitely not the
other way round :)
<ceres> poor some beer over it to wash the sand off
<SuzW> ok Al
<ceres> that cures all
* SuzW gets a gritty taste
<Hayley> very....ummmm....grainy burgers....:)
< Jibberish > I kinda like that crunchy sand taste, Al
* Al gets the cold beers he brought along.......want one anyone?
<ceres> pretend it's salt
<Al> Jibberish, adds a little substance eh!
< Jibberish > MMMMMM!!!
<Jibberish> maybe we should call these SANDwiches instead
of burgers
<Al> haha, it has salt in it anyway ;) Sea salt
<Cadir> Where is BarBot? did we leave him behind?
<ceres> Ack...here comes the Beach Patrol.........we didn't
have a permit for the fire
<Al> Barbot, went back to get his surfboard
* Al points to SuzW when the police arrive......her idea officers
;)
<ceres> Bet Pamela Lee called them
<Hayley> maybe if we offer the patrol some burgers...and
some beer...and they'll forget the
whole thing ;)
<Al> Hay, ok, we'll try it
<ceres> bribery works most of the time Hayley
<Cadir> One looks like Officer P. Anderson approaching,
what should we do........?
<ceres> cover her chest ;)
<Hayley> lol
<ceres> it's blocking the fire
<Cadir> lol, ceres
* Al watches as Officer Anderson turns around
* BarBot wents back to get his surfboard
* Al gets swiped in the head by her leaping chest and lies
unconscious in the sand
<ceres> what a way to go Al
* SuzW tires to look innocent as the officers approach
<ceres> Suz, it' won't work......there is mustard on your
bikini
<ceres> a telltale sign of burgers
<SuzW> aren't we allowed to eat on the beach?
* Al struggles to consciousness......and reaches for a beer
<Al> What were we supposed to do? Dial for pizza?
* Jibberish keeps quiet and continues to chew on sand
* SuzW speaks to the officers
<SuzW> blah blah party
<SuzW> blah blah burgers
<SuzW> blah blah surfing
<SuzW> blah blah volley ball
<Jibberish> yackity schmackity blah blah blah
<ceres> Ms Anderson wants to haul Al in.......all by
himself
* SuzW walks away with the officers to their car
* SuzW looks back at everyone
* SuzW is sweating
<ceres> way to go Suz
* SuzW shows her drivers license
* ceres hops in the convert. to follow and protect Suz
* Al has every confidence in Suz
<Cadir> Thats right Suz, we're all behind you.....
<Hayley> ack i've gotta go all...have fun at the beach!!
<ceres> way behind
<Al> Cadir, just don't tell her how FAR behind!
<ceres> bye Hayley.......leave the gloss okay
<Al> Bye Hay! *HUG* Have fun
* Hayley leaves the lip gloss for ceres ;)
<Hayley> bye al *hugs* will do!
<Cadir> I'll do my best A1 :-)
<Hayley> byeeee!!
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* ceres wonders if Suz has a concealed weapon
* SuzW comes back
<SuzW> ok...I spoke to them
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<ceres> are we in the clear Suz
<Clumpoid> Howdo :)
<SuzW> hey Clumpoid :))
<Al> 'Lo Clump!!!!
* ceres cranks the radio up again
<Clumpoid> Howdo Al! :)
<ceres> Hi Clumpy.....join the beach party
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<SuzW> hey Xoanon :))
<ceres> hi Xoanon
<Xoanon> 4Triumph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* SuzW packs up the beer....
<Cadir> Hi Xoanon
<SuzW> the officers are confiscating all the beer…
<ceres> mercy!!!!
<Cadir> was that necessary to be frisked in that manner
SuzW, ?
<SuzW> Cadir...I didn't want to argue
<Clumpoid> I'll frisk her any way I please ;)
<SuzW> haha
<ceres> watch it guys she has on a bikini
<Xoanon> Why's Clumpy frisking ppl?
<Clumpoid> why not?
<Clumpoid> :)
<SuzW> beach party
* SuzW passes Xoanon one of Al's sand burgers
<Jibberish> he hasn't frisked me yet
<Cadir> O.K. SuzW, I believe you, but he was a 'hunk' with
an I.Q. of 250
<Al> Hey, they were good burgers them
<ceres> to match Pamela Anderson's
<Xoanon> Beach party?
* Xoanon puts on his bathers and sun block
<ceres> it's been fun out here in the sand sitting on the
shells eating gritty burgers
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<paynut> is there anybody here from Jersey?
<Clumpoid> no, but I have one on, paynut
<SuzW> does that count?
<ceres> mine's an old Jersey
<ceres> with Ga. written on it
<SuzW> Jerseys....at the beach?
<Jibberish> I was born in Jersey
<ceres> it may get cool tonight Suz
* Cadir slips into his wet suit and decides to go scuba diving
* Xoanon dives in and goes for a swim
[Xoanon SOUND]
* Cadir spots a mermaid waving to him
<ceres> nothing like a good beach party to bring in Spring
* SuzW wades in the water
<Cadir> the mermaid makes a Splash! and so I follow
her.......
* ceres wonders if Cadir is swimming too far out after that
mermaid
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<ceres> hi GG :)
<Al> gollygeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! :c)
<gollygee> hi ceres :))
<gollygee> Al !!! :)
* Cadir throws caution to the currents
* ceres hands GG a beachtowel and the sunglasses
<gollygee> beachtowel and sunglasses :)))
* Clumpoid *
<SuzW> hey golly :))
<gollygee> hi Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz :)))
* Cadir senses that gollygee has joined and says Hi!
<ceres> yep we had a goodtime beach party
* Cadir is now in hot pursuit of the mermaid wearing his scuba
tackle
<Al> Well, night all! I am going to go to sleep!!! Early
rise tomorrow
<Al> Have a good night :c)
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<Xoanon> Clump: Why is that mermaid wearing your scuba
tackle?
<Cadir> Bye A1
<Clumpoid> I lent it to her
<gollygee> hi Mike
<Al> night all :) Have fun
<ceres> Nite Al.....thanks for the burger
<Xoanon> Oh I see
* Al waves a tired goodnight
<ceres> yep that cooking is hard
<Jibberish> well...I must be going all
*** Al has quit IRC (Bob Packwood was framed!!! I framed
him.......)
<Jibberish> thanks for the burgers
<SuzW> bye J :))
* SuzW packs J a burger for the road
* ceres rolls up her beach blanket and saunters off down the
beach to meet her lover ;)
* Jibberish dives into the water and swims into the sunset....
<ceres> the TV and a good book ;) nite all
* Cadir has lost the mermaid and has decided to surface and join
the rest of the guys on the
beach
<SuzW> night ceres!
* Jibberish starts to feel himself cramping
* Mike73 beaches his mini sub and sets up his barb-q
*** ceres has quit IRC (ceres blows chocolate kisses (low fat
kind) to all )
* SuzW gets on the surfboard and paddles out to J
* Xoanon tosses a few sausages onto the barbie
<Clumpoid> Xo, no shrimps
<Jibberish> ohhh...should have waited 30 minutes after I
ate that burger before I started swimming
* Mike73 puts the sausages and shrimps on the coals..
<Mike73> where the beer?
<Clumpoid> no, beer
<Xoanon> They only said shrimps in those adverts so you
folks would understand... we don't really call them that :)
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<SuzW> what do you call them Xoanon
<Xoanon> Suz: King prawns, or just prawns
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<SuzW> Xoanon ..I see
<SuzW> hi raindog
<raindog> Hi guys:)
* Mike73 turns the barbie over to Xoanon..and puts out across the
bay in his sub..
* Mike73 finds a beer freighter wreck and retrieves a pony keg..
<Mike73> I knew this thing would pay off some day…