1. "Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink
this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my
liver."
~ Babe Ruth
2. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
~ Lyndon B. Johnson
3. "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
his fools."
~ Ernest Hemingway
4. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Paul Hornung
6. "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ George Bernard Shaw
7. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
8. "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
9. BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE have sex since 3000 B.C. !
~ W. C. Fields
10. Remember "I" ! before "E", except in Budweiser.
~ Professor Irwin Corey
11. To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a
can!
~ Leo Durocher