Our Lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be
thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk) at home as it is
in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head and forgive us our
spillages as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us
not to incarceration, but deliver us from
hangovers. For thine is the Beer, the Bittter, the Lager. Barmen.