| Channel nick: | Bilbo | |
| Location: | London, England | |
| Official
#Pub Position: |
At the bar, ordering his usual and
chatting up BarBot |
Having been born in the Circus and bred in an Austrian bakery I developed a certain fear of High-wire acts and yeast. At aged 4 years I left home to find fame and fortune in the little known town of Newtowningshireville where I studied Physics and found a cure for the common cold. Since then I have lived off the proceeds of my ill gotten gains as a Crack dealer.. in fact you may know my work from the Grand Canyon.. All the cracks in the rocks there are fake.. and supplied by me.