Two drovers were leaning on a rail outside the
bush pub with pots of
beer in their hands. Nearby a kelpie sheepdog was sitting in the
shade
licking its' knackers. "Geez Blue," said one of the
drovers watching the
dog, "I'd like to be able to do that." "Well why
don't ya," said his
mate. "But I'd give him a pat first."