| Channel nick: | CLUMPOID | |
| Location: | /I'm sat in front of me computer.. which happens to be in England |
|
| Official
#Pub Position: |
#Pub pointy dance choreographer |
Born, raised and educated on the steppes of Clumpestani, I was abandoned at the age of 26 on the door step of number 29 Letsby Avenue. Luckily the milkman had been and I managed to survive on a pint of gold top and a carton of Juicy Lucy Breakfast Cranberry juice. (as advertised by Fergie, the Duchess of York... can only aid weight control as part of a calorie controlled diet) Luckily, the owners of 29 Letsby Avenue took me in and treated me as one of their own. Unluckily, they were slobs and I got out while the going was good. I ended up in #pub and have managed to stay there without buying a single round... or am I a restaurant manager in Lytham St. Annes in England, with a wife and child? Who knows! Not me, that's evident!
Visit my homepage, or send me email
