SPEEDING DRIVER?
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers,a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five very old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I just came from a #pub party and was doing exactly the speed limit! What's the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding but you should know that driving slower than the limit can also be a danger to others." "Slower than the speed limit? No, sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... 22 MPH!" the old woman says, a bit proudly.
The officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanks the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... is everyone in this car O.K.? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off route 119."
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