An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a
pint. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each
of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him
while yelling,
"Spit it out, Spit it out!"